This blog is all about personal empowerment. I noticed that some people were spreading rumors about me. That's okay, I mean, I'm all for falsehood and slander, but what really got my goat was that I was not being consulted regarding the nature of the rumors. Here in this blog, I design and write my own fictional history. Please support me by publicizing and whenever possible exaggerating what you read here. Don't forget to mention that you heard it first-hand.